Walk into a dispensary and the chortle choices can be as mindboggling as their effects. Behold: a cheat sheet in layman’s terms on what to expect (but ask your friendly budtender for more info):
Indica: You’ve probably heard it, but the mnemonic device for remembering this one is “in the couch.” That’s where it often puts you. It provides a relaxing and calming high, or a “body high,” and is great for insomnia, stress, anxiety, pain and more.
Sativa: This one provides an uplifting, cerebral high, or a “head high” (note: you’re still not as smart or funny as you think you are). Good for outdoor activities (but play it safe), creativity, listening to music, or even doing certain projects. We can’t think of a mnemonic device for this one.
Hybrid: These cross-bred Indica and Sativa plants serve up a combined head and body high effect. Good for a lot of things, they can be weighted on either side of the equation.
Top Sellers
Billo
Sativa: Lilac Diesel
THC: 26.48%
Indica: Slurri-Crasher (2nd place Rooster Cup 2021
THC: 21.7%
Hybrid: Garlic Sherbet (1st place Rooster Cup 2020)
THC: 26.3%
Golden Leaf
Sativa: White Fire
THC: 29.46%
Indica: Orange Cookie Kush
THC: 33.5%
Hybrid: Party Animal
THC: 34.4%
Tumbleweed
Sativa: Mac N’Cheese
THC: 19.7%
Indica: Birthday Cake
THC: 19.3%
Hybrid: Walter White
THC: 26.43%
Blue Heron
Sativa: Joe Mama
15.3%
Indica: Triangle Kush
THC: 25.5%
Hybrid: Apple Fritter
THC: 22%
